If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via stopbeingsuchasweetheart)
| Police: | where do you live? |
| Me: | with my parents |
| Police: | where do your parents live? |
| Me: | with me |
| Police: | where do you all live? |
| Me: | together |
| Police: | where is your house? |
| Me: | next to my neighbors house |
| Police: | where do your neighbors live? |
| Me: | if i tell you, you wont believe me |
| Police: | tell me |
| Me: | next to my house |